Monthly Archives: July 2014

Systematically Destroying Minor Tasks feat. Reckless Abandon.

I have irons in the fire. I have so many irons in the fire, I’ve had to start new fires for some of the irons. In a way, that’s a good thing, as long as I can manage to chill the fuggout about it. Staying calm is the difficult part. If I could zen-out my brainhole, the irons would be dealt with in turn – like the small, systematically-destroyable minor tasks they are.

Here’s the situation today. Kristin has officially joined me in the online reselling business. We have an office in the large house – as a temporary necessity – and it’s a hellhole. I have a backlog of items that should probably be thrown away or burned, but since eBay is part of the business, we’re heaving crap around with shovels and trying to find the carpet.

Once that’s dealt with, we can go back to cherrypicking valuable books at a series of locations, aka living the dream. Meanwhile: mayhem.

I also have to work on the tiny house, so:

– We can spend more time in it, since it is awesome.
– We can “live” there instead of just sleeping there.

This plan entails more work. Lots more building, and to be honest, I’m running out of steam. I usually run out of steam when I’m around 7/8ths finished with a project, and that’s about where we are in the tiny house.

We desperately need storage to:

– Put our belongings where we live.
– SEVER ONCE AND FOR ALL our attachment to large houses.

What I’ve failed to do is realize the magnitude of this undertaking. In my brain, somehow, if it can be written in 2-3 sentences, then it should only take… say… a week at most. I can’t accomplish anything with this ADHD business, unless I take Adderall, which stokes the fire under my irons, but also tends to whip my perspective on life back and forth like a vigorously waving flag. It gets worse around 5pm when I begin to daydream about ostrich-ing my head in the dirt.

But it is Not All So Bad!!!

In a bid to improve her workspace, Kristin turned to Amazon, and seemed keen to purchase this apparatus:

desktop organizer

This thing is as boring as the day is long.

“Hold the fucking presses!” I thought. HERE is an opportunity to save $17. After a couple hours, I was able to counter with THIS apparatus:

sign-organizer1

I was once 16… now I have an angle grinder.

DON’T WORRY. This is definitely the most effective use of my time.

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